Justin Bieber Allegation Shocker: I am NOT a Teen Lesbian!

A recent persistent rumor is plaguing teen youtube.com Canadian wunderkind Justin Bieber, alleging that Bieber is not a boy at all, but a teen lesbian girl. LubeTube Magazine editor Rhianna Ritz explains :

“Yes, I’m sure that everyone knows this rumor would surface eventually, given the strong feminine features of Justin Bieber. The specifics at this point are that Justin Bieber is actually a little blond lesbian Italian girl named Shaila Valentina Calabrese from Toscana. We have neither confirmed nor denied the rumor, but common observation leads the way.” 

Ritz described that feminine young boys seem to be popular with young girls, as they are perceived as more recognizable and hence less threatening than adult featured, highly masculine boys.

“You can look all the way back to David Cassidy, New Kids and N’Sync, and you see the same odd appeal. There seems to be a blur between the sexes in the teen years, where feminine characteristics in a boy are actually desirable to a girl. Go figure.” 

No word is out if the teen lezzy rumor will prove to be true, but Usher, Bieber's cuckhold, black-and-hence-viril pimp daddy, tossed off “I’ll makes her ma’ biach too, youtubelube style!”